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happy monkey

by y0 August 16, 2003
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guzzling jizz monkey

a monkey which gargle's cum in the back of his throat or the schfinkter muscle bubbles the cum and shoots it back out of its rectum
The guzzling jizz monkey farted while he was guzzling the cum in his rectum.
by guzzling jizz monkey May 11, 2009
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Greasy Monkey Vagina

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.
Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.
by Amanwhosavedthenegros July 20, 2011
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Big Monkey Wagon

Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.
He wants to trade in his Nissan for a Big Monkey Wagon.
by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008
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Bombastic Slay Monkey

have you ever met some so cool and awesome and talented that you cant find a compliment to give them? this is it. you can only say this to someone who is very vitelavadina. examples of bombastic slay monkeys: shakira, beyonce, pitbull, tupac, missy cooper
Girl 1#: I learned how to swim!!
Girl 2#: BOMBASTIC SLAY MONKEY
by vitelavadina June 12, 2023
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Circus-Monkey Allyship

When someone supports a minority community, not out of a desire for equality or understanding, but because the stereotypes and “quirkiness” of the community are entertaining to them. Circus-Monkey Allies may uplift and express support for said minorities, but only the parts that they find amusing or can understand, like how one would treat an exotic animal in a zoo.
“I love gay guys and go to pride each year, but I’d never want my friend to be a lesbian. What if she hits on me?”

“That kinda feels like circus-monkey allyship, Emily”
by Luke6211 June 24, 2021
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Sock monkey face

stuffing too much food in your mouth and closing your lips with puffy cheeks.
Boy, you jus fit that whole muffin in your mouth. Nice sock monkey face.
by timsworld May 19, 2015
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