Shit My Cunt

When you mess something up in a terrible and comedic way.

"Damn I shit my cunt!"

Bro #1: "dude I can't beleive I did that.."
Bro #2: "looks like you shit your cunt again!"

by Sevanity June 23, 2016

Cunt Ass Bitch

One of the many combinations of explitives used whilst gaming

This Cunt ass bitch just killed me in cs

by Thormier March 8, 2017

Ice Cream Cunt

A person that offers or brings up ice cream and then doesn't deliver.

Peter is an ice cream cunt because they offered me ice cream but didn't bring it.

by NatashaisShan June 22, 2016

Sloppy Cunt Punch

The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.

The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.

The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.

Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.

Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!

by Markla January 10, 2008

blood sucking cunt

-a stupid fucking whore
-using the violent act and hatred tward vampires ( i.e. bloodsucking)mixed with the derogatory term cunt
-often used in a common cat fight in which the two girls would most likely be yelling curses at eachother, and this term could be used to kick the other girls ass

- stupid bitch
- slut!
- fucking whore
- cock sucker
- carpet muncher!!
- BLOOD SUCKING CUNT!!!!

you see. . . . . bitch # 2 wins the fight

by bitch #2 January 20, 2006

royal cunt in the ass

Much worse than a royal pain in the ass, a royal cunt in the ass is someone who's so infuriating that you wish you could strangle them with your bare hands.

That customer was a royal cunt in the ass.

by WickedHo September 27, 2007

staunch cunt

(n) elite raver; puts the word "hardcore" to shame.

phat pants + huge pupils + enthusiastic demeanor + knows far more about the music than you + still awake *at least* a full day after you got tired and went home, and showing no signs of slowing down = staunch cunt.

"hey man, what's that place like?"
"crazy, man. full of staunch cunts."

by paul of the jungle April 4, 2005