New Philadelphia High School

Located in a quaint hell hole about 30 min. south of Canton Ohio,NPHS is a shit stained failed social experiment of a school well past its prime. The teaching staff is primarily composed of chronic alcoholics whose original goals in life were to go off to grad school and earn a Doctorate in some gay ass liberal arts program. But because they failed to earn high enough grades in their undergrad studies,attributed mostly to an awesome combo of hookers and blow, they were forced to teach the teenage angst filled minds that primarily compose the New Philadelphia school system. Now even though it's a shining example of why American public schools are a failure and laughing stock of the world,the majority of its inhabitants are your a-typical assortment of jocks,sluts,rednecks,gays,hipsters,gay hipsters,bandies,nerds,preps ect. There is however 1 interesting and notable standout group among them. Mostly consisting of baby momma's so nicely imported from the inner city ghettos of Ohio's metro areas by the juvenile justice system,the violent drug fueled shenanigans of the tribe simply known as the group home girls provide the highest form of entertainment at NPHS. If its fighting over who can take it farther up the ass from the handicapped janitor,or who's turn it is to sneak out during lunch and go buy menthols from the gas station down the street, the broken ribs and punctured spleens that occur in said fights always help liven up lunch room gossip and school in general.

Faggot A:Dude after I graduate from New Philadelphia High School, I'm leaving that shit stain of a school behind forever. I don't want my future offspring to go there and get herpes from those group home girls that go there.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.

by rst8 November 4, 2011

Franklin Country High School

The School of Fark and Alucard (a.k.a the people with the biggest dicks). Football team sucks dick. Full ’o whores, and lesbians. lots of creepy teachers, but still overall a good school.

Bob: Dude, Franklin Country High School sucks!
Tom:Yeah but Fark and Alucard are total badasses!
Bob: Totally.

by Teh Master Cheif December 27, 2012

Federal way high school

everybody in this bitch got an std

why are you burnin and itchin?
cause i fucked a dude from federal way high school😔

by shaqueedagreenmcdaniel November 25, 2019

West hall high school

school full of trannies and fat bitches. there is some funny people and some trashy ass hoes. if you need that za or a cig, or just some good ass entertainment, hit up west hall.

West hall high school

by Ann’Julie November 14, 2021

White House High School

A school located in White House Tennessee that gets beat by 0-30 Gallatin teams and can only beat dog shit teams that don’t know how to play football. The entire school is full of nicotine addicts and narcissistic fucks who think they are good at sports because they give the ball to the same person every play and he gets 3 yards a carry. The announcer can’t read jerseys because of his diabetes and to top it all off their excuse for a “star” defensive player is a beta coaches kid

“Did you hear what happened to that one guy from White House High School”

“Yeah didn’t his house get spray painted and rolled”

by PreSeasonAllStateLinebacker September 4, 2021

James Clemens High School

The better high school in the Madison, AL area. Students from the rival school Bob Jones may tell you different but that is because they are poor.

Bob: I got a lifted Jeep Wrangler for my sixteenth.

Billy: That’s such a James Clemens thing to say.

James Clemens High School students are rich and all drive jeeps

by sadbricks December 30, 2020

South Oldham High School

A subpar school that is insanely overcrowded. However, the football team is very good. Was in the middle of nowhere till they built a Walmart near by. Way better than North and Oldham county though.

South oldham high school defeats oldham county 49-0 in football

by Meowkiller31 September 26, 2019