North Carolina Hair Tie 

Grabbing on the pony tail of a pickpocket (or other low level thief) and refusing to let go until you get your shit back.

@barr_none: an American mom taught the Italians a new little trick called standing up for themselves, they are using a little move that I'm affectionately calling the "North Carolina Hair Tie", "Get Fucked Criminals"

North Carolina Hair Tie by anonymous August 28, 2025

The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer 

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens

"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"

The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer by JamesPage September 2, 2025

The Chernobyl hair tangler

The act of two men, braiding a woman’s hair to their pubic hair and flipping a coin. The men then are either assigned “heads” or “tails”, no light the hair on fire in the middle and watch the fire race to its destination. Wherever it finishes (head, or asshole) is which man wins, (head being for head and asshole being for tails). The winner now gets to fuck the woman in that place while the man watches in the corner

Person 1:“I challenge you to The Chernobyl hair tangler”

Person 2:”let’s do this thing”

The Chernobyl hair tangler by Defrost771735 October 17, 2025

A Barbershop Haircut That Costs A Quarter

The iconic phrase from the song King of New York from the musical Newsies

It went viral when a guy sang it and did such a good job that everyone loved it.

My very own bed and an Indoor Toilet, A barbershop haircut that costs a quarter!

A Barbershop Haircut That Costs A Quarter by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake November 16, 2025

five minutes and a hair tie

tiktok slang, euphemism for giving a man oral. the hair tie is used to get hair out of the way while preforming the oral, and the "5 minutes" part is saying how long it will take to preform it.

beatlemaniac 1: *texts picture of john lennon 1964*
beatlemaniac 2: "five minutes and a hair tie."

five minutes and a hair tie by johnlennonswaifu April 9, 2026

Lolly with no haircut

When you get a lollipop without getting a haircut. This is a reference to getting a lollipop when you got a haircut as a child. As an adult you often get a lollipop from different occasions.

Dude.. lolly with no haircut!

Lolly with no haircut by Frumpy man May 11, 2026

why do guys have leg hair? 

So you don’t get too close to another guy

Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy

why do guys have leg hair? by Wyatt Cason January 19, 2018