Baby breakup 

Two 6 year olds breaking up because of a misunderstanding caused by a barbie comb.

That was a baby breakup

Baby breakup by #1bleh February 12, 2017

calamari breakfast 

when you love something so much you'd eat it for calamari breakfast

Wow, I love those boots! I'd eat them for calamari breakfast.

calamari breakfast by feliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 17, 2017

Guatemalan breakfast

When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.

I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!

Guatemalan breakfast by Twisted peddler 90 April 5, 2017

back breakfast

Back breakfast is when you wake up and eat the ass of your partner.

Saturday he woke up and was feeling frisky, so he had some back breakfast

back breakfast by Battlebees June 1, 2017

sportsmans breakfast

Early morning sex.

"Looks like Rob's had a sportsmans breakfast by the smile on his face coming into work".

sportsmans breakfast by Adamphetamine July 6, 2017

relax-breaks 

Relax-breaks means that when you are being stressed out at a certain time you can take relax-breaks to calm down

I was very stressed out in class today so I decided to take a relax-breaks to calm down

relax-breaks by MWHEN April 21, 2018

trail breaker 

The act of carving your way through the deepest bush (pubic hair) until something cracks.

That guy was a real trail breaker

trail breaker by Smashatime December 22, 2017