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Wet Sleeping Bag

When a woman has a Uterine prolapse (uterus falls out of the vagina), but she's white trash and keeps shoving it back up inside herself with hopes of popping out another kid.
"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"

"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"

"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."
by 39TWA07 September 25, 2020
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Bag your face

If you are talking slack or annoying someone, they would probably tell you to go and bag your face. The meaning of it is to shut up or be quiet.
Liam: Are you that bitch everyone keeps talking about?
Sam: Bag your face.
by hitotallynotsam May 12, 2018
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Alaskan punching bag

When your receiving head and she's going so hard she's bailing your balls like a punching bag.
Man I thought Stacie was innocent until she hit me with an Alaskan punching bag last night
by Barney Baby July 18, 2017
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lap my bag

To lick enthusiastically a man's scrotum. As a dog laps a bone.
Instead of telling some douche to suck your dick, change it up and tell them to "lap my bag douche"
by Juice booty February 22, 2015
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Pony Punching Bag

In doggy-style, make sure your girl has her hair up. Then, repeatedly punch the back of her head while holding her ponytail. Like a punching bag.
“Yeah last night I got a little too rough with my girl doing Pony Punching Bag, had to call an ambulance…”
by PPBEnjoyer December 15, 2021
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go-bag lady

GO-BAG LADY (noun/ or adj) a girl or woman who is intelligent, hardworking, going places in her life, moving forward, someone you would want to hire for employment. A beautiful person who has a beautiful soul inside and out. Good morals.
For employment: ie "yes Sabrina, we are looking for a 'GO-BAG LADY" and you fit the criteria for our company! Welcome and you are hired! for romance ie" Man, she's a GO-BAG LADY too good for your sorry ass" Get a job!
by SUSANNE VOLKOFF July 19, 2018
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steamy corn bag

Man: "Dude, what's that?"
Dude: "It's my steamy corn bag I used with Jessica last night, man"
by gaypyromaniac July 31, 2016
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