I am Batman

I AM BATMAN

MAN THAT GUY IS SO BATMAN
I AM BATMAN

by Sneaky snek December 2, 2016

I love you

Saying I love you gives you/them Full permission to get fucked by them or fuck them get a blow job give the blow job

Girl: you know I love you
Guy:yep 😏
*Stuff that happens after*

by A.little._.cutie June 7, 2021

And I ooo sksksksksksk

When a dumb blond chick drops her hydro flask

Dumb blond: (drops hydro flask) And I ooo sksksksksksksksksk

by Kendallben August 21, 2019

I straight said

When your telling a story to somebody and you want them to know what you straight said than you just say that.

Mark- I was talking to this guy and he started talking shit so i straight said BAM right across his face.

Frank- Damn thats crazy you must have fucked him up

by Mr. Happy to cut ya juggala March 9, 2010

i need to piss

when you desperately need to fucking piss

Mario: Time to take a piss
Goomba: What the hell are you doing
Mario: I'm taking a piss!
Goomba: okay but why aren't you jumping at me thats what you're supposed to do

Mario: I might do it fucking later.
Goomba: No I'm a motherfucking enemy you're supposed to jump at me!
Mario: Oki doki then let me pull up my pants first and then maybe I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOCKING MIND? NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER
Mario: but I need to piss
Goomba: ugh fine

by \/+{[me]}+\/ January 25, 2021

I Love U

Ya no. I don't love anyone but himmmmmm and Olivia will never know!!!!

Me: I love u boii
Olivia: Oh dear
Me (thinking): Olivia this secret's pissing you off lol

by I_am_Zoey April 27, 2022

I Hate Angela

A name used to define yugioh playing virgins who buy dark magician girls to cum all over, thus affecting the market for it.

I Hate Angela has a room coated with semen-stained dark magician girls.

by I Hate Angela November 2, 2016