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Little Cunt Monkey

(Not to be confused with little cheeky monkey)

A small unrestrained belligerent child, often, but not limited to, the product/offspring of parents that have immigrated from the sub continent

More often than not seen travelling at speed in the back seat of a vehicle, but can also be found frolicking in the front seat while the parents are on their mobile phone, wearing seatbelts and completely oblivous to whats going on, not only in the car, but also on the road.
Look at that little cunt monkey jumping around on the back seat, their parents must hate them or they would be wearing a seatbelt
by The Asylum February 27, 2023
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Biggest Shit Cunt

Ori is the biggest shit cunt he dribbles diarrhea out from his big fagina. Aka Poo Vag
Ori the lacky is dribbling again fuck he dribbles some shit out his big fagina. He is the biggest shit cunt out.
by THEHORSEOFCOURSE August 30, 2013
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Goose Gander Cunt

Used to describe someone that doesn't understand that was is good for most people is also good for them; i.e.; what is good for the goose is good for the gander!
JB: Hey man, our supervisor is a dick, he treats us like shit but expects to be treated like a king!?!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!
by DJ Talleo October 26, 2015
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shitting on my cunt

It means "no way" "I can't believe this!" "Are you shitting on my cunt?!"
by sketchy June 20, 2015
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Peanut Butter Cunt

My tinder hookup came over and even though I power bottomed, he absolutely ruined my moist tight peanut butter cunt.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
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A Raging Starbucks Cunt

A Raging Starbucks Cunt is a raging cunt who LIVES at starbucks and typically order's some long named drink and takes pictures of it for instagram.

an example of the drinks there order -> "double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grandad's hole latte" An example of "A raging Starbucks Cunt" is the following
charlie: Hey look she's A Raging Starbucks Cunt taking a picture of her drink.

eric: Yeah she's 100% taking that for instagram.

some smart ass: not all ugly thots that take pictures of there double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grand dads hole latte's are doing it for instagram.

charlie and eric at the same time: Yes, all of them.

some smart ass: No!

charlie: betcha your life she's on instagram.

some smart ass: sure

Raging Starbucks Cunt: Yeah im on instagram. uwu rawr.

some smart ass: that bet was a joke right? r-r-right??!?!?!?

(gun shots and screams)
by ugly niglet July 11, 2019
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Hag cunt sniffer

Predominantly, a younger man with a fetish for sniffing pungent old ladys' vaginas, usually prostitutes or slags
That dirty bastard's a real hag cunt sniffer, he loves old sluts
by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019
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