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one-ring sting

same as stealth call. When you have run out of credit or are just tight, you ring someone but only let it ring once so they call you back.

'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

or you can employ this as a method of letting someone know you got in safe after a drunken night out:
'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

'just gimme a one-ring sting when u get in so i know ur ok'
by peekle April 30, 2010
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the old one two

Fingering a girl in her vagina starting off with one finger, preferrably the middle finger, and then leading it to using two fingers, typically the middle and index fingers.
Damn dude, I snuck in that fine ladies room last night, and it went down. We started just hangin' but it let to the old one two. Now she's beggin' me to hang.
by Robert Saggot February 1, 2006
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Have a good one

to masturbate.

"Have a good one" being an alias for "Have a good wank", or more precisely "Go f*** yourself".

It seems that some people who are store clerks are embittered by the fact that they are store clerks and seek solace in this ambiguous flippancy.
VIP: Nice suit you are wearing eh?
Clerk: Thank you sir
VIP: Could you call me a cab?
Clerk: yes sir
VIP: good bye and have a nice day
Clerk: have a good one sir
by whateverTheHeck January 24, 2011
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tally one up

The act of engaging in sexual relations with the girlfriend of one of your friends. This can be applied even after they have broken up or if his friend really likes the girl.
"Hey Deuces, you gonna tally one up tonight?"

"Did you see who was all over Bizzle last night? Tally one up for Deuces!"

Person 1: "So what'd you guys do last night?"
Person 2: "I dont know...."
Person 1: "O sit! Tally one up!"
by Shannon Brown April 5, 2005
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one man band

He's used to having a one man band at this hour of the night.
by Anonymous July 11, 2003
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Xbox one s

A PIECE OF SHIT THAT KEEPS TURNING OFF. DO NOT BUY. FUCKS UP YOUR FORTNITE SESSION. PIECE OF SHIT XBOX.
Friend1: hey I got the new Xbox one s
Friend2: yeah thats a piece of shit fuck x box I got PS4
Friend1:yeah your right I'ma get the PS4 fuck Xbox
by Njdnd September 4, 2018
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One Two Scadoo

Well it’s a one a two and a scadoo! That’s all there really is to it, it’s a common play in sports and a good strategy for any game. Also used for unplanned pregnancy
Coach: we’re gonna run a one two scadoo
Player: one!
Other player: two!
Other other player: and a scadoo!
by Onceskie! October 21, 2019
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