special breakfast 

Special Breakfast is a cuddle puddle consisting of two or more horizontal persons and at least one kitten. The kitten should be positioned on the top of the lounging bodies. Special Breakfast is a waking activity and as such should only be enjoyed after an extended period of rest. If a cuddle puddle in fact leads to sexy time the kitten(s) should be removed from the puddle and made to saunter a distance of 10 paces before sexy time can commence. The kitten will likely stare at the rithing naked bodies in disgust.

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special breakfast by Y2Kazam December 14, 2013

skipping breakfast 

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours

My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.

skipping breakfast by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014

tie breaker

When a woman has two kids, one boy one girl, she feels the need that the gene pool needs to be lopsided.

Hey Babe, do you think we should have a tie breaker? No! Damn kids are expensive.

tie breaker by kirby34puckett January 30, 2014

treaty breaker

When an indigenous female says no anal sex... but you go for it anyways.

Last night I was with jessica. She say'd "not until we're married". So i hit her with the treaty breaker.

treaty breaker by pseudo salomy April 2, 2014

cuban breakfast 

Black coffee and a few lines of coke

Didn't get home till 6am, had to be at work at 7, so a Cuban breakfast was definitely needed.

cuban breakfast by Tecolote32 April 25, 2014

night breakfast 

Making breakfast the night before the morning when you eat it.

Bro 1: What are you eating?
Bro 2: Night Breakfast?
Bro 1: What?
Bro 2: ... I made it last night..

night breakfast by Cardinalsfan1988 August 28, 2015

Boner Breaker

The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...

Dude... You're in High School now... You need to have some kind of Boner Breaker

Boner Breaker by Pit Pat Piper May 10, 2016