wanker

wanker adj : a person whom wanks his pud or cock . look at the bloody wanker . 2 an idiot in the social i.e. look at the bloody wanker ....

look at the bloody wanker in the park scaring away the people ...lol

by wankmeister June 18, 2005

Wanker

One who wanks; A person who masturbates multiple times in a week or day.

Wanking: Masturbating

Oh God, that track runner is a wanker? And he was WANKING whislt running?! Gross.

by The ORIGINAL Grammer Nazi May 24, 2007

A-class Wanker

Someone who's being more than just a wanker, someone who pushes beyond being a twat and finally reaches the highest grade. An A-class Wanker.

You see that? That's what we call an A-class wanker

by ☆ProblematicHoe☆ November 30, 2019

Holiday wanker

Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...

Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker

by SocialMediaAvenger September 14, 2017

Clickbaiting wanker

A wanker that clickbaits people like Jake Paul, KSI and JMS.

JMS: TODAY I WILL BE DOING AN *INSANE* CHALLENGE AND I WILL EAT SHIT
ME: Ahhh shit.. the clickbaiting wanker clickbaited me again.

by JMS IS FAGGOT April 2, 2020

Peaky Wanker

A person or loser constantly sharing inspirational quotes on social media usually threatening in some way and emblazoned on a picture of a fictional sociopath. Typically Tommy Shelby of Peaky Blinders.

"Jerry's wife left him again, look for our Facebook feed to be filled with Peaky Wanker memes..."

by DanLox May 21, 2021

Ditch wanker

A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.

What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!

Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.

by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019