by What can I use June 29, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. "Stop at the next gas station, I gotta take a wicked trump."
"That trump was a record breaker, big league! I almost had to call a plumber."
"That trump was a record breaker, big league! I almost had to call a plumber."
by Bob Feathertoe January 18, 2021
Get the trumpmug. 
Go TRUMP 2020-20204!!!!!
by Hazle White October 21, 2020
Get the TRUMPmug. The most loyal being that has come around and manipulated its own supporters and the government, it also caused covid virus to spread at the speed of light.
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
Get the Trumpmug. Uttering an easily refutable falsehood for personal gain or to avoid embarrassment.
Shameless but persistent lying was popularized in the United States in the early-mid 21st century to supplant the role of science and logic in decision making. By eliminating the need to think, political leaders were reduced to playing fictional characters in a skit. Unfortunately, the entertainment value of these performers was overshadowed by the abhorrent policies designed to placate a small minority of uneducated US citizens who loved cable television while the majority of Americans were left wondering what the fuck happened to their once great nation.
Shameless but persistent lying was popularized in the United States in the early-mid 21st century to supplant the role of science and logic in decision making. By eliminating the need to think, political leaders were reduced to playing fictional characters in a skit. Unfortunately, the entertainment value of these performers was overshadowed by the abhorrent policies designed to placate a small minority of uneducated US citizens who loved cable television while the majority of Americans were left wondering what the fuck happened to their once great nation.
After watching the nanny cam footage of her shitting in the kitchen sink, Shannon tried to Trump the other party goers by blaming it on Josh, the new guy. But video doesn't lie.
by Downtown Frown November 10, 2020
Get the Trumpmug.