vag span

the width between the lips of the vagina. often found to be greater, the older and more experienced the woman is.

marc: "hey do you want to come round and play AoE2 tonight?"

callum: "nah, i'm busy pounding your mom"

marc: "mind if i join you?"

callum: "not at all, there's more than enough room, your mom has a mighty vag span."

marc: "yeah well she is a dirty whore."

by staygold47 April 15, 2010

Yeast Vag

When a girl has a massive yeast infection and has the ability to queef and blow bread bubbles with her gangrenous lips.

Her yeast vag blew some bread in my face and it exploded and I got cum in my mouth.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

Vag-ek

Someone who bitches about or think's they're entitled to a spot or item open to the public

Saw that "vag-ek" from the comment section today, sounds like a complete bitch.

by smoothy berries May 25, 2021

free vagging

Akin to going commando, but for females.

Stacy didn't feel like wearing underwear, she was free vagging a bit.

by Martymar76 November 16, 2016

Lord Vag

A monstrous vagina. Often after a particularly violent birth.

Mrs. Dugger had thirteen vaginal childbirths. What a Lord Vag

by LeonB September 5, 2009

vag snack

The act of eating the leftover toilet paper balls and lint out of a girls vagina.
Or also known as clitter berries.

I was hungry while I went down on my partner so I didn't mind the vag snack.

by SkankHunter68 November 5, 2020

penisy vag

A vagina that resembles a penis somehow.

How was the date last night?
IDK man, I am kinda confused. She had a real penisy vag.

by mcphersonz August 2, 2016