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Show-Nuts

A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.

Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.
Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.

Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.
by Eric Thorsland June 14, 2018
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Mangle Show

Someone who is distorted from getting fucked up in say a fight. Or someone who really fucking sucks at something (mainly being the sport called hockey)
Buddy your a fucking mangle show. You fucking suck.
by Lynden Patterson March 6, 2005
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Bau Show

Pronounced (Baow Shaow).

A term used for an excessively long shower, usually lasting anywhere from 40 minutes - several days.
Mike: Hey you wanna grab dinner in an hour?
Joe: I can't I'm about to go Bau Show
by Ryland Bauer May 11, 2008
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Show Cheating

When a significant other watches the next episode of a show with out you.
Man, I caught her show cheating on me! She watched the latest episode of the Fresh Price of Belair with out me!!
by Prickly Balls February 6, 2020
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Shit Show

A horrible show or act in which everything is just downhill and making no sense, such as every Fred movie or Diary of a Wimpy Kid Long Haul.
Man, I just saw the new diary of a wimpy kid movie and I've decided to never see such a shit show again.
by TheRealKoolAidMan May 26, 2022
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Drunk Show

When a person has gone completely past their threshold and is trashed beyond belief. Usually they end up making a drunken spectacle of themselves in a public setting.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see _____ trying to breakdance on the table at Denny's last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, he was a total drunk show. Lolz"
by Llevoj December 15, 2011
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Nerd Showing

(n) late night screening of a movie, usu. midnight release on Thursday nights
Jose waited with the rest of those twifags for three hours in line at the nerd showing just so they could see it first.
by Van Devious August 11, 2010
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