Super cocky, jerky males who date a different girl every week, and hit on and get hit on by girls two grades ahead of him. Usually wears skater clothes but doesn't skateboard, and is talked about by everyone. If you date one of these creatures, be prepared to face the consequences, such as hummiliation from the whole grade when he dumps you and the passionate, burning fury of all of his exes. He messes around with his friends and walks around acting like he's the Beloved, and treats anybody not within his social circle like a piece of shit. Has many haters, but nothing is done about it. Causes drama, which is made worse by the popular girls. Stay clear away, if you want your life in order.
Bitchy Friend: OMG MICHELLE NATE JUST ASKED ME OUT AND SAID HE LOVES ME, AND WILL FOREVER, AND I'M WHO HE TRULY WANTS. I'M SO HAPPY!!! I WILL ALWAYS LOVE HIM AND HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME AND WE'LL STAY TOGETHER FOREVER!!!
Me: *sigh*...
One week later...
Me: Where's Natalie?
Other friend: Oh, she commited suicide. That popular guy broke up with her.
Me: *sigh*...
One week later...
Me: Where's Natalie?
Other friend: Oh, she commited suicide. That popular guy broke up with her.
by Long Live JCHCC!!! December 01, 2010
Similar to an incel, in the sense that they feel women owe them sex due to them being “nice” to them, but in reality are unbelievably terrible people who live on the borderline of sex offenders and stalkers based on how many of them treat women. A nice guy tends to come on too strong, ask creepy personal questions and then go apeshit when a woman denies them sex, a date, or says they’re seeing someone else and not see the hypocrisy of them calling themselves a “nice guy”.
Mike: “So I found out Dave’s a nice guy.”
Dan: “What do you mean?”
Mike: “Well he messaged my cousin, and started asking her about her sex life and then demanded they go see a movie.”
Dan:”That’s fucked up.”
Mike: “Yeah! He then started harassing my cousin when she said she’s dating another guy, he was cursing up a storm too.”
Dan: “Such a “nice guy” right?”
Dan: “What do you mean?”
Mike: “Well he messaged my cousin, and started asking her about her sex life and then demanded they go see a movie.”
Dan:”That’s fucked up.”
Mike: “Yeah! He then started harassing my cousin when she said she’s dating another guy, he was cursing up a storm too.”
Dan: “Such a “nice guy” right?”
by Big-Chungus January 10, 2018
A typical marina guy's appearance is as follows: button-up print shirt, sleeves rolled up to 3/4 length, true religion jeans with frayed hems, flip-flops or kenneth cole boots, possibly (but not limited to) shaved arms, spiky hair styled with J. Crew wax, 2door BMWs, work at a sports management company(or so they say), generally found in a pack of 4 to 6 guys with a few trailing Marina newcombers....the younger, college-age marina guy will be easily found downstairs playing beer-pong at Bar None while the more mature Marina crowd will be found at the typical Bermuda Triangle, Taco Tuesdays at the Blue Light, or the infamous Mas Sake...always looking for the same scene, scantily clad borderline legal-aged females and stiff cheap drinks
by gingersnap sf January 13, 2009
A man who generally favors the female buttocks over everything else. It has one big pro;
It is not uncommon for a woman to have a great butt, but a large swath of women with sexy backsides are either plain looking or not so attractive facially so it makes casual dating easy since they are overall not hot enough to be choosy.
It is not uncommon for a woman to have a great butt, but a large swath of women with sexy backsides are either plain looking or not so attractive facially so it makes casual dating easy since they are overall not hot enough to be choosy.
by Soul_Driver August 13, 2021
A man who befriends another man for the purpose of investigation on behalf of one of his female friends.
Jane wanted to know if George was single, so Dick did a little guy spy work and found out he had a girlfriend.
by A-Ron S June 13, 2007
by Thevideoguy January 18, 2019
a character from the hit game five nights at freddys who has a phone for a head. and also the same character the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.
person 1:DAMN BRO I WANT PHONE GUY'S MEAT IN ME
person 2:PARDON?
person 3:for real Bro he's so fine in dsaf
person 2:PARDON?
person 3:for real Bro he's so fine in dsaf
by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022