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whales and the dinosaurs

"I know everything about the birds and the bees!"
"Well have you heard about the whales and the dinosaurs?"
by awdaefrg January 15, 2017
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Dinosaured

Something which is not in existence anymore.
True love is Dinosaured now.
by OmegaSan March 8, 2023
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Dinosaur

by Angry chicken nugget March 25, 2019
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dinosaur

a predator generally affiliated with drunkenness and hooking up on beds
by little foot 1112 March 27, 2011
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Sour Dinosaurs

Fuck me, this truck just loves drinking them sour dinosaurs.
by ZuckerFucker January 5, 2024
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Dinosaur

A usually ginormous half lizard half bird animal that lived during the triassic, jurassic, and cretaceous period.
Cool facts
1. Birds are dinosaurs but dimetrodons are not
2. That means you have a dinosaur in your backyard
3. Most meat eaters were covered in feathers
4. T rex actually lived in cretaceous period jurassic park got it correct
5. But velociraptors had long snouts and did not hunt in packs they looked like eagles and jurassic park got that incorrect
6. The biggest dinosaur is the titanosaurus not argentinasaurus
7. The biggest one was the size of 2 living rooms but smallest one is as small as a chicken
8. The smartest one is actually very very very very very very smart like a bear and the dumbest one was like a maniac
9. smartest one is troodon dumbest one is stegasaurus
10. velociraptor is the fastest for it's size
Me: I C a dino on the tree
Weirdo: RU insane your an id**t
Me: Birds are dinosaurs your dumb
by laser_fox March 11, 2021
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dinosauritis

the painful dinosaur-like sores, bumps, and pimples in and around the mouth caused by kissing a dinosaur.

OR

A "disease" one catches from their boyfriend/girlfriend after kissing. This is actually caused by eating salty or fatty foods that make the tongue raw and skin oily, causing bumps inside and around the mouth.

Note: Cures for this disease are still unknown to this day.
Kathy got dinosauritis after her and Joseph's seventeenth kiss. Since he was her "dinosaur," Valerie diagnosed her with dinosauritis.
by havishanta February 10, 2010
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