Closet Bush

1) Someone who appears to be different from Gorge Bush in order to hoodwink the American people.

2) Someone who can simultaneously: increase America's war effort, do nothing about anything elce and win the Nobel peace prize.

3) To get a mouth full of hair when playing the closet game

The current president is a Closet Bush
-OR-
"what did i do last night.......why is there so much hair between my teeth......"

by SeraphimXD December 7, 2009

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

Closet Wampus

A six legged creature that is found in your closet. It has two legs to hold the door, and four legs to shred some more. It is of the same species of the wampus cat.

Chris: Oh no! The closet Wampus totally shredded my abercrombie sweater!!

Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.

by ryaniscool February 26, 2009

Closet Simp

Refers to an individual (usually a male) who is in a relationship with another individual (usually a female). This person is a huge simp but will do whatever it takes to hide that side of themself from everyone. Acts tough with a hardshell but deep down simps for their significant other.

"Jeff is such a hardo, buddy a straight cold hearted savage. Doesn't get pushed around ever by his girl"

*When alone with his girl, Jeff is a huge pushover closet simp*

by YungJazzers July 8, 2020

closet monster

a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.

guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"

guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."

by Ryan July 27, 2006

closet ninjas

The act of gathering up some friends of yours to hide in a closet in ninja costumes and then while in the same room fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend that you found cheating on you. Make sure its a painfull experience for the other person of course and while in the sex make a key word for the friends to come out of the closet and beat the shit out of the girl or boy. Then have them run off.

Shirly why are you all beaten up?!
I was had by the closet ninjas.

by Ray Velrasquez October 23, 2007

closet gift

a shitty gift you get and it gets stuck in your closet for longer than a year

you got me socks?? man, that's a closet gift!!

by drac6000 December 19, 2008