Zach Moment

Similar to a blonde moment, a moment when you're not the brightest or just flat out an idiot.

When you're trying to find a document so your teacher tells you to go to search and you open up Google search engine. That's when your friends would say, "Wow, that's a Zach Moment for you!"

by NatureGirl June 5, 2011

Zach Homan

Zach is some skank ass from Coldwater Ohio, his wiener is half the size of an Asians open eye. He is pretty good at math though.

Have you met Zach Homan? I’ve heard he has a small cock

by Pepsi72 February 1, 2022

Filthy zach

Is a fat balding 4 eyed geek who can’t stop complaining

I gave Jacob one of my large dildos and he started acting like a filthy Zach because it wasn’t big enough for his booty hole

by Boonshanka March 21, 2022

zach wooten

Better than Nathan

Nathan is awesome. Zach Wooten is the best.

by Ed1786 October 12, 2017

Zach Blumberg

A freak of nature who never learns from his mistakes. Also pertaining to a rebellious half Jew.

Wow he is such a Zach Blumberg

I wish our son wasn't a Zach Blumberg

by StoneTheBone June 18, 2016

Zach Twaddle

A kid who says lol in every single sentence, and sometimes for no reason.

Owen: "Sup"

Zach Twaddle: "Lol"
Owen: "What you doing?"
Zach: "playin fortnite ol"

by Brendonator June 13, 2018

Zach Hakky

He is truly unexplainable. For he is perfect, destined for amazing things. While his friends walk around like a pack of bitches, he is the perfect, golden midas of them all. He is perfect and always will be perfect.

Zach Hakky is truly perfect

by ADJBAHUDBJBASDKJSAD October 16, 2020