Horse Knuckles

The male equivalent of the female Camel Toes (i.e. when a man wears the crotch of his pants so high and/or tight that the seam splits, strangles and displays his genitals)

Eww, that guy is rocking those pants so tight he's got a raging case of horse knuckles.

by cracky April 26, 2005

horse cock.

Horse cock, is a term given to a meat (baloney for example), when its ingredients aren't fully known, or are suspect.

"would you like a sandwich?"

"Yes please, real meat only, omit the Horse cock."

by crazykb September 24, 2012

horse jacob

one who feels hes has the biggest fucking dick this side of the equator. commonly refers to his huge feet, leading you to try and believe that he has a large penis. when in reality hes probably smaller than your 2 year old brother soft on a cold day.

"look at that horse jacob trying to pimp the ladies into believing his penis is huge."

by poopdick February 4, 2004

Washing The Horse

A reacharound where the giver's hand is positioned thumb down.

While being fucked in the ass, I'd rather my partner was Washing the Horse as opposed to a normal reacharound.

by Miles Stauffer November 7, 2003

Horse Pussy

For use when something doesnt go your way...

She had sex with that guy?... That's a bunch of horse pussy

by PJ May 13, 2005

Trojan Horse

When someone does something to make you think one thing when in fact they are going to do the exact opposite.

Tennessee quarterback Jonathan Crompton played terrible this year against UCLA so Florida (their next opponent) would gameplan against the run when actually Crompton was so good and was going to Trojan Horse them and kill them.

by CrompDaddy8 January 4, 2010

horse shit

big corporate lawsuits against little people

the RIAA is full of horse shit

by snake eater October 19, 2007