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Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.
Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."
by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019
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Kevin

That one asshole that sits next to you in Comp Sci. You know, that guy.
"Stop being such a fucking Kevin."
by notkevinbutjonathan August 31, 2017
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Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge
by trillmolnar October 29, 2019
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Kevin

A plastic pigeon which appeared once in one direction's interview. The luckiest pigeon ever because it was kissed and held by Louis Tomlinson (poor kevin, he's missing)
person 1: why you take photo of a pigeon? That's seriously pointless

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP I FOUND KEVIN
by lousugarddy October 4, 2017
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Kevin

Kevin is a gay fuck
by Gay Kevin. 67 December 6, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin is mostly comprised of generation Z and the youngest of the Millenials. He is generally causation, from a middle to an upper-middle-class family, and has an unprecedented sense of entitlement. Historically Kevin has been given every financial advantage yet has a total loss of self-control when denied anything he wants. Most of Kevins' frightening and seemingly mental explosions occur over his financial frivolous wants, any social media platform restrictions, as well as the occasional denial of sleepovers. Most Kevins do not play any sports. Their lives revolve around their phones. They also try to bring attention to themselves through gifted vehicles. they exhibit no respect of elders including their parents. The word NO is incomprehensible with their extensive financial and social demands on their parents. Kevin is often a child of diverse and plays his parents against each other to get what he wants.
Mother: Kevin, you cannot have friends over while I'm out of town and you must take care of your younger brother.
Kevin: You B...H, WTF? All you care about is yourself and I hate you! But I need a new Xbox so buy me that and we're cool.
Mother: NO
Kevin: OMG! You really are just a CU>T of a mother! F-you and I'm moving to dads.
by GenXdad September 15, 2020
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Kevin

A cartoon character from Spongebob Squarepants. He is a sea cucumber and love hunting jellyfishes and got stung by the jellyfish itself all over his body (including his eyes). He have a crown on his head which is sticking to his body
Kevin: "any question?"
Spongebob: *raises his hand* "Hi, Kevin"
Kevin: "Next!"
(spongebob does the same thing all over again0
by kwyydeez April 22, 2018
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