While a girl is combing their partners pubs, the man begins to masterbate into the girls eyes. This results in her being blind and ripping off all of her partners penis hair.
by dickmaster26 May 1, 2010
Get the Hairy Goatmug. When you shave your pubes over an unflushed toilet after meatloaf Monday and the hair sticks to the log making it a hairy little man or log in this case.
Husband: honey hey honey come look a this :)
Wife: gerald if you show me your hairy log one more time we’re divorcing.
Husband: :(
Wife: gerald if you show me your hairy log one more time we’re divorcing.
Husband: :(
by Fried Fattie October 18, 2023
Get the hairy logmug. Hairy beef curtains . A British donner kebab with slaw . Pissflaps with hair as long as your arm with the possibility of tagnuts.
Dirty dirty pissflaps
Dirty dirty pissflaps
Hairy pissflaps are Pissflaps with hair. Usually unusually long
Oi Dave Look at those fucking dirty pissflaps on that fat old slags minge. That is one hairy clunge
I bet you'd love a bit of that in yer gob.
You can flas yer teeth with that shit
Oi Dave Look at those fucking dirty pissflaps on that fat old slags minge. That is one hairy clunge
I bet you'd love a bit of that in yer gob.
You can flas yer teeth with that shit
by Ronald weasley of the uss Ront April 9, 2020
Get the hairy pissflapmug. Preferring to a mans testicles that hasn’t been shaved and are sweaty and hairy and dirty and a little sticky from some funky juice down there
by Who’s hunting whom September 1, 2020
Get the Dirty hairymug. When you rip off your pubic hairs and glue them onto a dildo. Then you take that dildo and shove it down your urethra.
by ZebraP May 22, 2017
Get the hairy heinrichmug. When your penis hangs over your scrotum and it looks like Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants wearing a wig.
by Thcharlie January 6, 2017
Get the hairy squidwardmug. by Fantasy Penguin May 12, 2014
Get the Hairy Elephantmug.