Bathroom buffet

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.

Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...

by anonymous June 29, 2025

Bathroom snapper

Someone who can't muster up the courage to snap in class so they take a 'bathroom break' and snap in/on the way to the bathroom. Occasionally when they come back the whole class laughs at them

Nirdo was such a bathroom snapper, did you see his snapscore increased by 300 during that bathroom break!

by frezhly September 11, 2025

bathroom bravery

The sense that one is ready to face and dominate the world after they have taken care of their hygiene and whatever else before stepping out and facing whatever comes their way after exiting the bathroom - ANY bathroom.

Dominic had taken care of all of his hygienic duties and had a mild laugh of assertiveness while embracing his sense of bathroom bravery. Within seconds of him exiting the party's bathroom, he was mocked for his socks, jeered at for his bucket hat, and spit on for his mustard yellow pants. He was a mess and catastrophe all around. He pissed himself.

by von groovy July 25, 2024

Bathroom Dweller

The skanks at your highschool who skip class and lunch to vape in the girls bathroom. Mfers who think the girls bathroom is for smoking bubblegum flavored cancer instead of pissing.

I was trying to use the main building bathroom today and when I went to pee those bathroom dweller bitches had taken up all the stalls hiding.

by Wildpineapple77 June 4, 2022

bathroom rule

When your in the bathroom and there has to be at least one urinal between the two guys to make sure neither of them is gay.

Richard didn't follow the bathroom rule and I'm pretty sure he's gay

by Rules to live by November 6, 2017

Bathroomate

A verb describing the act of using the bathroom. It is both vague and exactly enough information other people need to know. This is different from a Bathroom-mate, who might be encountered via a Glory Hole.

Know what I need to do? Bathroomate. I'll be out in a sec.

by Ace Danger March 17, 2009

Multi-Functional Bathroom

The name speaks for itself. It had it's appearance in a YouTube Poop about How It's Made called Wow! It's Made! number 3. Apparently, barrels of beer have to be rolled into them so they can age.

"The barrels are rolled into a Multi-Functional Bathroom" - How It's Made Mystery Narrator.

by TheMysteryWordMaker August 19, 2019