Legal ninja

A term used to describe a highly skilled attorney.

Tuna: I heard you got busted with some blow and are looking at 5 years bro.

George: Don’t worry, I’ll be ok. My attorney is a legal ninja.

by Lawdog April 8, 2020

sticky ninja

An act whereby an individual utilizes stealth and cunning to steal a passerby's towel while in a shower. The next step involves masturbating to completion into the stolen towel and placing it back, undetected, from whence it came. The victim will find themself unknowingly massaging their body with semen.

Dude, I totally just gave Bucket the Sticky Ninja.

I smell oddly fishy and salty. I think someone may have given me the Sticky Ninja.

by Spike Lizzle December 16, 2013

Lung Ninja

A stoner game in which you have 12 throwing knives, 4 throwing stars, and 1 tomahawk. What you do is take a big hit off a pipe, and hold it in, throw all of the items listed above before you exhale. If you do exhale before all the items are thrown, you cant throw any more. You add all of the points and thats what you receive. The goal is to throw all the items and get the highest score while you get the highest.

I played lung ninja yesterday and won. I also had a bad case of the munchies.

by xXBoogaXx September 17, 2012

water ninja

US Navy SEAL

Death by water ninja

by VAW666 January 10, 2009

Ninja Gaidance

What you desperately need but can't find when you are failing miserably at any Ninja Gaiden game for PS3

Guy 1: Ahhhh this game is so hard what do I do!?!?!

Guy 2: I would offer you some Ninja Gaidance but I don't have a fucking clue.

by Ultrafiend101 December 4, 2010

Ninja Bathroom

A secreted bathroom, typically in a large and winding house that one can dump like a truck in with enough getaway time to not be caught. Also ideal for hiding.

"Who raped the Ninja Bathroom?"
"Pork and bean night, shouldve been faster. Hey where the fuck is Al P?

by T_low June 12, 2010

Ninja Yanked

The verb describing the unpleasant movement of hitting ones scrotum from behind them, most often used when someone has their legs spread awkwardly apart.

"Oh damn man, you just got ninja yanked!"

"Close your legs dude before i ninja yank you!"

by J.P.Hades May 14, 2009