Chris

Someone who is too stubborn to see how much of a dickhead they are. A wild Chris will often think with their penis, all three inches of it. Known for stealing total bitches and makes you wonder why you liked them in the first place.

"My mum just broke up with my dad... They were cheating!"
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."

by Snaked April 5, 2017

Chris

A Chris is the actual scum of the earth, he is a douche bag and breaks the heart of all girls, he dates girls and breaks up with them for stupid reasons, he also is a man hoe and dates all girls just to break their hearts.

Girl 1: Damn Chris just broke up with me
Girl 2: OF COURSE HE DID!!!! He is a Chris!

by Factman February 28, 2020

Chris

Chris is fat fuck with shit hair. Chris is always really horny and is into under age shit. Don't be a Chris

Your a Chris you gay asshole

by Mario Balls February 21, 2019

Chris

The saltiest fruitiest person you will ever meet. A man who usually has a very small penis

Chrisis a real Mr.Buzzkillington.

by Mr. Moyer April 18, 2018

CHRIS

wack and really gay loves sweet tea but also like bbc

he had bbc for dinner.chris is big dummy.chris is not loyal.

by gansterquotes June 28, 2019

Chris

Scientist have proven that he doesn't shave and he can't fix his own car and he thinks he can get any girl

When you see a beat-up car and you wonder if that's Chris

by Christhegoat221 July 16, 2017

Chris

That asshole that always plays a annoying song on a instrument mostly flute in your ear and makes you go deaf.

Chris plays song,

everyone else Shut the FUCK up Chris quit it with the fucking flute or I'll go deaf!

by Unknown mad music teacher December 10, 2019