Pokemon Black 

A Pokemon game that came out in 2010 accompanied with Pokemon White, known as the 5th Generation of Pokemon.
The 3 main starters are Snivy, Tepig, and Oshawott

ZOMG Pokemon black is my favorite Pokemon game!
Please, it has a literal garbage Pokemon

Pokemon Black by TheSerperiorMaster August 28, 2020

pokemon council 

gay imaginary world that a 16 year old boy believes in. he still likes pokemon and hes 16. no joke. the pokemon council is retarded

pokemon council might be shown within the classic tv show of pokemon

pokemon council by smg(sean,Gipson) May 22, 2006

Pokemon Snap 

A game where someone is naked on a webcam but covering vital parts. Every so often, they uncover their genitals and the other person has to take a screenshot of them.

A:Wanna play Pokemon Snap?
B:YES.
A:*Flashes dick*

Pokemon Snap by andyrb10 February 22, 2010

Pokemon GO

An app that gets kids killed because they walk out on the street while a car is passing, searching for pokemon. And guess what? Boom their dead.

No, actually. This is the birth of the bet-yet-worst mobile app in 2016. First released in Japan, it has over 75 million downloads by estimate. Going to be the game that kills people. One story says that two kids, playing Pokemon GO! fell off a 80 ft cliff.

Pokeballs have reportedly been found on heavily guarded “shoot on sight” military bases in Australia.

Game that will lead to the most deaths due to a mobile game since Flappy Bird.

Dude 1: Dude! I just got this cool new game, Pokemon GO!
Dude 2: Uninstall that. It'll kill you.
Dude 1: No it won't.

NEXT DAY

Dude 1 (on phone talking to Dude 2, while playing Pokemon GO! on another phone.): Bro, I just found a Charizard near these trai- *crash*
Dude 2: DUDE!? DUDE!? WHERE ARE YOU? DUDE!? Oh shit he died! Pokemon GO is the death of us.

Pokemon GO by RitoshiHusky July 26, 2016

Pokemon Battle 

Dog Fighting with just with mythical creatures

I Challenge you to a Pokemon Battle!

Pokemon Battle by CaptChangHV May 29, 2011

Pokemon Evolution 

The misconception about the theory of evolution that most creationists and evolution deniers espouse. This misconception comes from false information and ideas about the process of evolution.

Pokemon Evolution entails creatures giving birth to or morphing into entirely new species or iterations of a species over single or very few generations. Anyone who understands and has studied the theory of evolution at a basic level knows, this does not happen as mentioned.

Only certain species are capable of metamorphosis and it is a time and energy consuming process that does not change the original species into a new one. It is simply a maturation of the species (such as a nymph to a full fledged adult insect).

Creationist: I don't see monkeys turning into humans. My grandfather was not a chimp. Evolution is a lie.

Creationist 2: Yea, dogs aren't giving birth to cats and ducks. Checkmate, evolutionists.

Person with common sense: Ahh.. The "Pokemon Evolution" argument. Why don't you two pick up a book about evolution and stop watching cartoons.

Pokemon Evolution by and so it begins! March 8, 2011

pokémon cut 

When you jerk off with a petroleum based lubricant in the shower and later wash your hair. The next day you have what is considered a pokémon cut; your hair has bits of the lubricant stuck in it and cannot be washed off. Your hair is shiny and waxy.

Robert: Dude, I droped it like it was hot yesterday by accident, but then I jerked off and got wang tang all over cameo's fatty.

Mike: Use lubricant?

Robert: Vaseline bitch!

Max: Eww dude I can tell you got a pokémon cut. Thats so fucking tonky. You sick fraggle -er!

pokémon cut by mikebaran February 3, 2005