Toilet joint

A "toilet joint" is a joint like poker made of toilet paper to poke off dingle berries. It can be made with two to four sheets of toilet paper (depending on thickness) and is rolled along the thigh to roll it up.

Guy 1: Yo, when I took a dump, I rolled a toilet joint and got rid of a massive dingle berry just hanging there
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess

by Souls_fan April 4, 2023

Toilet girl

A toilet girl is an “influencer” who gets a paid for trip to Dubai, just to end up chained to a toilet and getting fuc*ed in the mouth by rich men

“Becky is so hot dude but she was just at this huge yacht in Dubai so I’m worried that she was a toilet girl”

by Adrewski tateiocovich July 22, 2022

toilet sweat

A morning's deuce after a long night of whiskey drinking and hot wings.

Last night's debauchery caused the most horrid toilet sweat I've experienced in a while.

by LuckyCurtin January 1, 2015

Toilet Queen

A gay man who cruises public rest rooms looking for anonymous gay sex with other gay cruisers.

Those public restrooms at that state park rest stop are frequented by toilet queens.

by Paul Della Valle June 14, 2004

Toilet butt

When you're on your phone sitting on the toilet for too long and you develop dimples in the shape of the toilet seat on your butt. Usually looks like a square ass

kid 1: dude the English teacher has bad toilet butt

Kid 2: ew no way that's nasty as hell

by Meowkat3 April 3, 2015

Toilet Frappuccino

When the consistency of your stools reflect a blended frappuccino from starbucks. Generally it refers to diarrhea, and can be preceded by the adjectives: Grande, Tall, or Venti to describe the size of the bowel movement.

Tom: Did you forget to flush?

Jerry: No, I always flush!

Tom: Then how do you explain the toilet frappuccino that is in your bathroom?

by Hadito Ebrahimito February 24, 2010

toilet beans

Toilet seat bumpers.

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.

by Uran Spaceman July 29, 2008