Aaron just sprung his first pube, and to make matters worse, his parents made him go through a Farm Mitzva. EE-I-EE-I-OY.
by backotruck August 6, 2012
Get the Farm Mitzvamug. Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.
Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!
by kevinator07 October 23, 2019
Get the Shard farmingmug. A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes
IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!
by The real Sid Vicious January 10, 2020
Get the Monkey Farmmug. A farm that works directly with chefs at nearby restaurants to raise or grow animals or produce specifically for the restaurants' seasonal menu. Contrast with farms that grow for farmer's market and/or CSA sales.
by king dáin April 14, 2013
Get the culinary farmmug. Where a farmer and his lady resort to sex at a farm location in most cases a tractor. Farmer gets completely naked as does his lady however, he puts his boots back on for maximum grip and foot protection to ensure maximum penetration.
Did you hear joe and stephanie ditched the party last night for a little farm fun on his dad's John Deere?
by Thefarmboygettinit February 7, 2014
Get the farm funmug. My fantasies about Asian girls were jeopardized once I gazed upon the taxi farm formed on the dance floor.
by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013
Get the taxi farmmug. by coronavirusbmore April 12, 2020
Get the farm storemug.