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Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.
(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.
by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014
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Mall raptors

All middle class suburban males who prowl the local mall fiending around with no apparent destination
Oh snap! Check out those mall raptors lurking over by the food court
by Dejayboo May 17, 2015
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Coconut Mall

Something that is overly-complicated and overly theorised, but is actually simple.
Not to be confused with the Mario kart thingy
This shit is not hard at all like they said. This is a coconut mall.
by Guibif September 20, 2021
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Elante Mall

The One stop for Window Shoppers, for Bloggers, for desperate singles who come to watch Chandigarh di Kudiyaan.

Also great place to watch movies, hang out with your family, Party with your boy gang and for Actual Shopping. The mall house great brands, great food spots and great vibes.

Also, The Photo Friendly Spot for the Citizen of City Beautiful- to get their picture done in front of I Love Sign.
(Kuch Atyaant hi Pyaar, iss shehar se...)
Elante Mall is great shopping spot in chandigarh
by CringleMasterPro007 November 27, 2021
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Mall Grizzly

It's a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. One of many mall cop animals.
Ralph: It's been a rough day. The mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

Emily: Do you think we can trap them? We need some honey.

Ralph: No, mall grizzlies don't eat honey, they eat money!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 11, 2010
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Malling

We went through Malling on our way to Aarhus.
by Wilson the Human January 11, 2022
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Mall Grizzly

It's a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. One of many mall cop animals.
Ralph: It's been a rough day. The mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

Emily: Do you think we can trap them? We need some honey.

Ralph: No, mall grizzlies don't eat honey, they eat money!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 11, 2010
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