Johnny Cash 

n. A severe beating

Sometimes the only way to set someone straight is to invoke the wisdom, spirit, and life experience of the world's most respected troubadour. When diplomacy fails, you might just have to give somebody a Johnny Cash to get your point across.

1. Ah, that loudmouth over at the end of the bar stepped outta line pretty bad with that comment about my sister. I think I'll go over there and give him a Johnny Cash real quick.

Johnny Cash by Sargent Soul Spank August 3, 2010

Johnny Cash Ass 

(Burning Ring of Fire) Do you really need an explanation? Runny diarrhea that burns as it exits. This often happens the morning after spicy food, or Chinese food (Chinese fireball). It really is self explanatory.

I have been sitting on a Johnny Cash Ass ever since I had that Spicy Thai food earlier.

Johnny Cash Ass by homerer May 11, 2009

Johnny Depped 

To trash a hotel room. The act of destroying hotel property by wild parties, wild sex, or intentionally trashing the hotel room so it appears to the hotel staff that wild sex has occurred. Often accompanies Wet Banditing; to leave the sinks plugged and the water running.

"We are sooo blackballed from that Howard Johnson. We totally Johnny Depped it"

Johnny Depped by Sakrak January 23, 2007

Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio 

The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.

Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?

Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?

Me: Yup

Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!

Me: I know right!

Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio by Otter Girl April 24, 2010

johnny come lately 

A newcomer to success; being new to wealth, and having relatively little culture, he spends it without caution or prudence, often with a penchant for the very modern or fashionable. Essentially he begins to do all the things he thinks a wealthy person ought to do, and in the process draws a lot of attention to himself.

He is easily told apart from those more accustomed to affluence by his preference for brand new, convertible German sports cars, and frequenting expensive, highly-visible chic cafeterias for lunch. Everything he wears is brand new. His taste in art is poor or lacking. He lacks essential social graces and may have little or no sense of humour. Anyone caught being on the cellphone en route to the golf course is probably a JCL.

Essentially he remains a socialite, so he is likely to be seen amongst other JCLs and, when not playing golf, an entourage of young, good looking but always overdressed gold-digging women desperately trying to fall pregnant to him.

"So, the Vittoria for lunch?"
"I avoid that cafe, it's full of johnny come latelies."
"I must say, that entire shopping centre is the same. I saw this johnny come lately perusing the jewelry store window while on his cellphone talking about golf"
"It's the suburb. Full of rich youngsters and soccer moms."
"I concur. Let's go to a bar downtown instead."
"Sweet. At least the women there want more than our wallets"
"I was thinking along similar lines."
"Let's not tell our wives"
"Let's not"

johnny come lately by MrKapper Is Back November 27, 2012

johnny blaze 

A name given to someone who is constantly smoking your weed but never contributes anything back.

He needs to buy a sack with his paycheck this week, fuckin Johnny Blaze.
He used to smoke me out; now he's just a Johnny Blaze motherfucker.

johnny blaze by MustangGT October 1, 2005

johnny rotten 

1. very hot singer for the famous british punk band - the sex pistols
2. started the saftey pin fad

real name - john lyden
big hits - pretty vacant, holiday in the sun, anarchy in the uk, god save the queen, ect.

johnny rotten was such a great singer, he was so amazing at the sex pistols reunion tour.

johnny rotten by iFUCKiNGLOVESiDViCiOUS April 24, 2003