Iron Monkey

Once memorably described in the pages of the UK music magazine Kerrang! as having a sound "thicker than a shit milkshake", Iron Monkey formed in Nottingham, England, in 1994, intending "to irritate as many people as possible," according to bass player Doug Dalziel. That may have worked for a while, but eventually the band had to deal with the fact that quite a few people actually liked what they were doing. After releasing a self-titled six-song mini-album in 1996, the band gained a fair amount of appreciation in the underground. Rumors abounded that Pantera frontman Phil Anselmo was listening to the self-titled release when he overdosed on heroin in 1996.

Other albums to ad to your collection:
"Our Problem" 1998
"We've Learned Nothing" split w/ Church of Misery 1998
"Ruined by Idiots" 2003

The various members went on to work on various projects including the Dukes Of Nothing, Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine, Phantom Limb Management, Armour Of God, and My War. Prior to his untimely death of kidney failure in June 2002, Morrow had formed Murder One and started his own label, Maniac Beast, on which a posthumous collection of live and lost recordings was released in 2002. Typically brutal and uncompromising, it was a fitting epitaph for Morrow's efforts.

Johnny Morrow : Vocals (RIP)

Dean Berry : Guitar

Stuart O'Hara : Guitar

Doug Dalziel : Bass

Justin Greaves : Drums

Holy shit! Iron Monkey? These guys are bad ass!

Bongzilla had to up their game cause Iron Monkey is heavier than a Brachiosaurus dump.

I didn't always have to smoke weed to feel Iron Monkey's wrath.

Smoking weed then listening to Iron Monkey is definately an experience.

Brutal, angst, loud, unpleasant to the faint hearted, stoner groove. Iron Monkey was the only band to do it so wrong in the right way.

Black Sabbath Bongzilla Church of Misery Eyehategod High on Fire Sleep Corrupted weed hash chronic

by vigilanty June 21, 2009

iron patriot

When you have the biggest hardest shit and it makes you cry out tears of joy and pain when it gets released into the pond of shit and piss.

Dude I just had an iron patriot an hour ago

by JewishJesus January 30, 2018

Iron Artist

Iron Artist is the name of a challenge for artists that typically entails that the artist create art every so often for a set period of time decided by the artist. There is no "exact" way to do the challenge, but the general gist of it is that "art is made every ___ for ___ long."

Example: Making art every day for 10-100 days

I really want to get into the habit of doing art more regularly. Maybe I should do the Iron Artist challenge!

by Narius Dragon April 15, 2020

Big iron

Inspired by Marty Robbins hit tune “Big Iron,” a big iron is a typically high caliber wheel gun that is relatively large in size and mass. Big irons are often portrayed as a Colt Walker, a Remington New Model Army, or a Colt Python in modern times.

“The ranger’s aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip.”

-Marty Robbins

by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

Fat Iron

When you simultaneously steam iron and stretch clothes in order to make old shirts and pants accommodate your new fatness.

I wanted to wear that old U2 concert shirt, so I had to fat iron it because of be gained some pounds since the 90s.

by bobatoni August 24, 2019

pump-an-iron

Pour and/or drink an Iron City Beer

I'll meet yinz dahn da beer garden ta pump-an-iron.

by D-Web December 28, 2006

iron mindset

an unsupportive person who is boring and probably iron in val

"Brandon got that iron mindset, bro's actually trolling"

by bakirtrin April 25, 2022