horse hammer

A male genitalia especially of the large nature

Josh's package is large, he's got a horse hammer!!

by SwagMiester August 28, 2016

The Bammer Hammer

The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.

"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"

by Lavabite October 26, 2020

NyQuil Hammered

A NyQuil induced state of drowsiness.

That guy was so NyQuil hammered, he fell out his 2nd story window.

by meow!456 October 3, 2011

Doad Hammer

A monster penis, or a large dildo capable of bringing great orgasm.

Jeff said after being slammed by the Doad Hammer, "I had ben broken like a wildhorse."

by Dong Chung August 27, 2013

Sand Hammer

The act of burying your dick in the sand after getting aroused on a nude beach.

Dude why the hell are you still laying there? We gotta go!

Dude... I gotta sand hammer right now.

by GuidoTexan October 20, 2010

hammer toe

Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.

In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.

Dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

ball and hammer

When a women performs oral sex on a man taking both shaft and nut sack in her mouth simultaneously.

Damn, the wife has really perfected the ball and hammer. I wish she had those skills 10 years ago!

by Merkin Donor III May 28, 2009