When your buggered from a hard day on the shovel! All you want to do is go home and "flake it" on the couch in your jocks
"Whats the plans for tonight swift"?
"Yeah nothing much, on me way home to flake it on the couch and watch some idiot box".
"Yeah nothing much, on me way home to flake it on the couch and watch some idiot box".
by Soup bones April 1, 2021
Get the flake itmug. An unreliable person; someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through. Usually cancels last second or doesn't show up at all and doesn't answer your calls or texts.
by worguy1748 May 24, 2020
Get the flakemug. Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"
by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017
Get the Crunchy love flakesmug. After intercourse of two people of the opposite sex have intercourse immediately after then wake up to crusty white spots on their groins when they wake up, when trying to remove the dried up bodily fluids they flake off like dandruff
by Margo009 January 24, 2021
Get the f*** flakemug. by Lisa g unit January 11, 2020
Get the Flake Starmug. 
