Ween

A loser. Someone who is not cool or chickens out of doing something. In other words: a lame person.

"fucking Noah and his lack of sarcastic comprehension.."
"I know man, he's a ween"

by The Boss.com May 1, 2014

Ween

A small, tiny, pathetic, little boy; to be bullied.

Look at Jimmy. That fag is such a ween.

by Joshua Allison June 19, 2008

Weening

A cerebrum not unlike Einstein

Dude, look at the huge cock on that guy!

by Dude UK May 12, 2003

ween

a werd u call someone when u get really mad at somebody and they annoy the shit out of you everyday

Joe: brian look over there.
Brian: Yea i see him.
Joe: he is walking like a ween

Joe: Wow i was on a 24 killstreak
brian: sry
Joe: Fuck u ween

by AREALLYLARGEWEINER April 12, 2010

Weening

A very white name

Fooochizzle my nizzle, that dude is a whitey with a huge cock!

by Dude UK May 12, 2003

Ween

A great nickname for anyone you love. This word has multiple definitions and it can be used in many situations. A ween is someone who is a very good friend and who is usually gay. This person is usually so adorable and lovable that you just scream "WEEN!" in a high pitched voice when you see them. It can usually be followed by the word "bean".

Stephen looks really cute today. You might say, "Oh Stephen you look like such a ween!"

Stephen bought you dinner. You might say, "Oh weeeeeen! That was so nice of you!"

A simple greeting: "Hi weenbean!"

by LadyQual June 3, 2010

Jerkin' the Ween

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.

As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?

by Swimsical June 17, 2019