Testiculate 

An alternative to mansplaining. Refering to articulate and testicles.

Jimmy, we all knew what a <insert technical term> was, you didn't have to testiculate it.

Testiculate by bhdr_acr June 30, 2025

Testiculating 

The male version of Ovulation

“Babe I think I may be testiculating, it’s that time of month for me. Want to make a baby?”

Testiculating by Shadowfigure14 September 27, 2025

Testicule

Much like a molecule, which by definition is the smallest fundamental unit of a chemical compound, a testicule is a small male testicule. They cannot be seen with a microscope, similar to that of a molecule.

Brody: I was giving my testicules a massage last night. Too bad they are smaller than the wavelength of visible light!

Kevin: I bet you could piss it out like a kidney stone.

Testicule by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025

Testiculating

The masculine version of testiculating

Him: *For the third time in 3 minutes* “Fuck babe, you look good as helllll.”
Her: “Are you testiculating?”
Him: “Yes. Come help me do something about it?”

Testiculating by ursajenkins February 9, 2026

De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.

Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.

De-testiculate by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024

De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.

Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.

De-testiculate by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024