niall horan

only male ever

a: who’s niall horan
me: i cant believe u rn. he’s literally the only man to ever exist.

niall horan by soupandsun June 21, 2021

Niall Horan

Niall Horan a very funny guy who makes dumb jokes but are funny anyway is obsessed with himself basically dating himself along with food

Is that Niall Horan he’s hot
Yes he is hot he’s taken but himself and food.

Niall Horan by nialloveshisfood_ November 21, 2021

niall horan

loml, comfort, boyfriend, etc… basically the man of our dreams who makes amazing music, and funny jokes.

niall horan is perfection

everything about niall horan is unreal

niall horan by tbsl sunflower .. June 25, 2022

Niall Horan

Literally the most beautiful guy you will ever see in your LIFEEEEE! He has the most beautiful blue eyes you will see that you will get lost into them! He looks so good with his blonde or brunette hair! Once you start to like Niall you will want a guy that looks and acts like Niall. You want someone that is very kind, treats you right, and cuddles you!

Person 1: Omg have you seen Niall Horan??
Person 2: OH HELL YES he’s just UGHHHH
Person 1: THATS WHAT IM SAYING

Niall Horan by Meliquin January 3, 2023

Niall Horan

if sugar was a person it would be niall horan. this man is so perfect i could squeeze the circulation out of my balls. he is so cutie patootie i could throw up. if you bf isn’t like niall horan than dump him.

niall horan is so baby girl.

Niall Horan by Dominique Scott 7th July 9, 2023

niall horan in japan 2013 

In Japan 2013, Niall Horan vigorously master bated in a hotel room. One poor fan of his was outside of his room and heard him shouting “AMY!!” She also heard horrible slapping and screaming sounds. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.

“ hey man! Just woke up alone in this hotel room, I played with myself. Where were you?”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”

niall horan in japan 2013 by Unfortunatehouseplant January 7, 2021

Niall horan’s girlfriend 

Their name always starts with a and their full name ends with a. They always have a y in their name, preferably in the middle. They are also smoking hot!

Jake: Hey do you know Niall Horan’s girlfriend?
Rose: Yes! I heard her name is Alyssa!

Niall horan’s girlfriend by niallhoransgf October 6, 2020