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minute maid

A very expensive prostitute, so called because they charge by the minute.
That girl be a minute maid-- you know how much she makes an hour?
by kiko man September 7, 2009
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meter maid

The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.
That dumpy meter maid sat in the parking lot all day-- like the waste of food she is-- issuing forty dollar citations for dumb bullshit. What a bitch!
by The Spartender March 17, 2008
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Ursula's Maid

Using vaginal muscles to crush a mans penis to extract information, or ever for pure torture. Some women have been known to counteract rape. These muscles can be strengthened by Kegal exercises, yoga, and various stretches.
She used Ursula's Maid to rob that Bank!

Female Bandits in the late 19th century would use this to bed a man, and then get him reveal important information, or as a form of robbery.
Some modern day women use this to excite their sex life, or protect themselves from rape.
by Sierra the Vegan January 1, 2008
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Maid-made

Something made so well that it looks as if it were made by a maid in a fancy hotel.
Wow! Your mom makes your bed? Look at this, it's perfect! It's maid-made!
by BergSloe August 17, 2008
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Maid May

You have to wear a Maid outfit for the rest of the month of May, No Denying it
underTV: ay it's maid may, wear the maid outfit now

Nebi: alright sure
by underTV May 4, 2021
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Minute Maid

1 A major beverage product line.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.
by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
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douche maid

n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.

See also Ann Coulter.
She came off as a total douche maid when she said she went to school in Boston instead of just saying Harvard.
by a Feminist June 19, 2009
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