financially challenged

phrase describing ones cash flow, also known as "broke as shit."

No, I ain't goin' to the bar. I'm financially challenged as fuck!

by Melvin5000 June 25, 2010

financial slavery

Being in debt which limits your freedom.

Washington Consensus is a tool for financial slavery.

by Deep Fried Turkey September 20, 2013

Financial Rape

When you lose lots of money against your will or unexpectedly.

Ben: Hey, wanna go see a movie tonight?

Rodney: I can't, I spent all my money on that 'Free' Romanian gaming website.

Ben: Damn financial rape

by Kentucky Fried Dragon November 21, 2008

financial advisor

A person, usually male, who lives in a really nice home, drives a really nice car, usually has a wife who doesn't work. All his possessions are due to the money he makes off of his clients when he buys and sells funds using their money. The advise he gives is to benefit himself and not you. Do yourself a favor and keep your money in the bank.

I used to have a small fortune in my port folio, then I took the advise of a financial advisor. Now he has half my money, and I don't have a pot to piss in.

by Just say no September 08, 2008

Financial Light

Nickname for the beer 'Natural Light', which is one of the most inexpenisve beers around.

Dude 1: Hey man, What are you drinking?

Dude 2: Financial light all the way! it might taste like shit, but it sure is cheap!

by ChaDMcBaDD March 28, 2009

Financial-Bulimia

A mental condition that causes a person to take great enjoyment or pride in returning a recently purchased item to get their money back.

My wife loves to shop all day then returned a large portion of items at the end of the day because she suffers from Financial-Bulimia.

by bigsky March 08, 2009

Financially Raped

Paying for healthcare in the United States

Jack: "I just went to the hospital"
Alice: "Damn dude, sounds like you were financially raped!"

by Ninaleven June 29, 2023