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king Hagen

The only known man to have a fire hose cock. He gifts little kids his nutrients and even in death his wiener is worshiped.
“Wow” said George. I want to be like king Hagen!

Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable
by PickleShed December 6, 2023
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Hagen

A boy with blonde hair is mega fye!!! Don’t make him mad or be annoying around him or he won’t like you very much. He is cute but short so he gets the description “he’ll be cute in high school when he grows. He has his player moments some times. He is pretty smart and nice. He may be a player without a girl but once he gets one he is the most loyal person
Dang look at Hagen.
by The goat2345585 April 6, 2020
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Hagen

The hagen in field was alone and left for the next traveler.
by roy_be_good January 21, 2022
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Hagen

A handsome popular boy who always jokes around. A boy with Hagen as a name is very sporty; playing all sports especially basketball. He knows all the classic one-liners and always entertains the class. Hagen also devours everything and makes restaurants run out of food.
Gosh, that handsome boy there in that laughing crowd must be Hagen!
by AwesomeSparky March 31, 2018
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Emily Hagen

Means perfect in every and any way
by ILoveEmily#1 December 28, 2023
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Hagen land

by anonymous September 8, 2021
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Hagen Schnugel

A plate of Hagen Schnugel is salmon that has been cooked for exactly 67 and of a minute for 471K.
My favourite dinner is that of a plate of Hagen Schnugel
by Hagen Schnugel September 3, 2021
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