kardashian: When you deflate enough of the air out of your blow up doll to roll up the upper torso like a tube of toothpaste, leaving nothing but over-inflated buttocks and legs.
He had to kardashian his love doll so he could see less of what he was doing. It was the only way he could get his rocks off.
by ray leonicus January 5, 2015
Get the kardashian mug.Verb: to become a superstar, simply by virtue of proclaiming oneself a superstar. Oh, and a strategically released sex tape never hurts.
by mulhollandmaestra July 22, 2011
Get the kardashian mug.n: a length of time equivalent to 72 days, in reference to the length of Kim Kardashian's past marriage.
"Man, it's been a Kardashian since I've started dating Kim. Do you think it's time to end it?"
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"I've only had this microwave for a Kardashian and it's already crapped out!"
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"I've only had this microwave for a Kardashian and it's already crapped out!"
by Ashton van Helsing November 8, 2011
Get the Kardashian mug.A female that can only get attention and money by exploiting herself as a bitch or a whore.
Also synonymous with the female mustache.
Also synonymous with the female mustache.
"That girl seems popular, but without her Dads money and the drama all that's left is used meat and a bad attitude."
"Have you seen the kardashian on that girl? It would be like kissing Tom Selleck."
"Have you seen the kardashian on that girl? It would be like kissing Tom Selleck."
by Ajota December 31, 2013
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You will see her strutting down the street holding her niggas hand like she won something
You will see her strutting down the street holding her niggas hand like she won something
big tall black guy and a hot blonde white girl walking down the street, two guys walk past them
"dam dude a kardashian! she looked happy as fuck brah!"
"yea man she was smiling like a mofucka!"
"dam dude a kardashian! she looked happy as fuck brah!"
"yea man she was smiling like a mofucka!"
by JyahC July 14, 2016
Get the A kardashian mug.(n.) Genital wart.
Brian: Hey man, I have a festering sore on my shlong.
Tim: You better get that checked out. Sounds like a Kardashian. You better hope not! I hear those are incurable!
Tim: You better get that checked out. Sounds like a Kardashian. You better hope not! I hear those are incurable!
by BoweryButcher January 1, 2016
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by paranoidneurotic August 19, 2015
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