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Hakuna Matoddler 

It means no babies, for the rest of your days. A pact made between friends to restrain from ever producing offspring.
"Yo, Pumba, how many kids do you want to have?"

"Timon, Hakuna Matoddler! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matoddler! Ain't no passing craze
It means no babies for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matoddler!"
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Harons are rare. They are intelligent and kind. They are very goal-oriented and will hustle hard to achieve their dreams. Harons are very secretive but when they are already comfortable with you, they will always think out loud. They tend to be clingy and sweet sometimes. They are very honest with their words and very faithful to the ones they love. They will not hurt you and will be there for you. I guarantee you that Harons are the perfect definition of "home".
Haron is eating his lunch.
Haron by mahatma87 June 7, 2021
Hakan is the love of my life. I’ve never seen someone as perfect as him. He is the most handsome, smartest and cutest man ever. Every time he smiles my heart is blooming. I’d die for him. He is the definition of perfection.
Hakan is my soulmate.

That’s Hakan, my man.
Hakan by ya.hkn June 4, 2020

Hakonians 

A race of people who are all coincidentally named hakon.
i sure do wish the hakonians join the EU this year round, they would do so much good.
Hakonians by PsycheSmith August 11, 2009
A handsome and amazing boy. Once you meet him he will always be on your mind. Once you’ve met him, you’ll wish to keep him in your life for the rest of it, either as a friend or as a girlfriend/boyfriend. He can leave an impact on your life from doing the smallest thing. He’s smart, kind, adorable and there’s everything to love about a Hakan.
I’d spend my life with Hakan
Hakan by Jeweeeelll~ November 23, 2018

Hamon Clacker Volley 

"Hamon Clacker Volley" was an improvised weapon created by Joseph Joestar in his early attempts to battle the Pillar Men. The attack was created by infusing plain American clacker toys with Hamon. The Hamon Clacker Volley is often used as a last resort, and looked down upon by Caesar Zeppeli on the first try. Often used in conjunction with the Joestar Secret Technique.
"I call this move my Hamon Clacker Volley! I start off by filling these little clacker balls here with a bit of Hamon! WOO-HA!"

Hakuna Ma'Vodka 

You'll have no memories for the rest of your night.
Let us remember this party in Vegas! Hakuna Ma'Vodka!
Hakuna Ma'Vodka by Rambo Jesus September 16, 2016