Vegangelical 

An annoying , self promoting Vegan.

I was eating a Baconator and she got all Vegangelical on my ass.

Vegangelical by Eddie O Spaghetti O December 7, 2009

Vegangelical 

A conservative, Christian vegan. Typically into conspiracy theories.

“I heard Jeremiah went vegan. Is he vegan for the animals?”

“No, his pastor convinced him that Adam and Eve only ate fruits and nuts… He’s a vegangelical.”

Vegangelical by confusioncontusion September 4, 2021

Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If in prayer, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "So what", "Meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists to confront others and pop bubble wrap...Oh, and discuss philosophy.

Evangelical Christian: The rear of the deer is so beautiful, bless god!
Evangelical Apatheist: So what.
Evangelical Christian: What's your problem?
Evangelical Apatheist: Nothing, I'm an Evangelical Apatheist. You should be too and here's why!

Evangelical Apatheist by ChinaboyD April 26, 2011

Evangelical Protestant 

An Evangelical Protestant, who is similar to a hippy or millennial, will find a problem like toxic soil and lay in it and work at McDonald's until the problem gets solved. A person who has a passive way of arguing everything except the problem.

Evangelical Protestant is the religion responsible for cleaning capital lake Olympia, was of 120 year old brewery yeast.

Evangelical Protestant by bushlight December 27, 2018

Evangelicals 

“Christians” who worship politics.

The Evangelicals’s obsession with politics causes them to break the first commandment.

Evangelicals by akt858 January 23, 2021

Evangelical Lute 

A person or someone who identifies as a well mannered Christian. This tends to be in the WELs denomination. They may seem to practice what they preach but, they are playing you like a lute. What they actually do tends to be hypocritical and not what is expected.

"You had sex, drunk a beer out of a keg, and then drove home while listening to Luke Combs?" You play these people, you Evangelical Lute.

Evangelical Lute by A volleyball lover April 27, 2023