Have a sweet one

I can't say I love you because of c****n

Happy birthday @laurenjauregui!!! ....... Have a sweet one 🎈

by #CamrenIsDeadParty June 27, 2016

poke one out

To poop.

Aw man I'll be right back, I have to go poke one out. poop poke out bathroom

by xpantsssonfire April 30, 2015

sloppy wet one

when you get your dick sucked but she's slobbering and drooling all over your cock and balls

guy:

That bitch just gave me the best dick suck of my life. she drooled all over my dick and it dripped down to my balls she made it so wet it was the best. only paid her 40 bucks too.

other guy:

yeah dude thats called a sloppy wet one, you got a great deal!

by hadeez May 4, 2015

One Tweet Stand

When a person signs up for twitter and only uses it for one day, then never goes on the account again.

Person1:Hey, do you have a twitter account?
Person2:I did. But it was a bit of a one tweet stand.

by TheDictionaryQueen August 29, 2009

Took one in the vest

To "Take One In The Vest" is a saying that security officers on the Seattle waterfront used for breaking up with a bitch instead of marrying her, who later went on to fuck somebody else over.

Cause if you take the bullet in the vest it hurts like a motherfucker but you get over it.

"So I heard you broke up with Megan"

"Yeah I took one in the vest"

by Officer Friendly September 28, 2007

the one-eyed snake

Slang for a man's nether regions, the family jewel

I charmed the one-eyed snake a while ago.

by virgwith December 24, 2013

one hand check

Way for a guy to quickly judge the size of a girl's breasts by quickly grabbing one breast.

Dude, I gave Amelia the one hand check. I thought she was a C but it turns out she's def a D!

by yettimatt September 17, 2011