my kids first apartment

Per The Family Guy:

Lois takes Peter to an Oral Sex learning retreat. Unknowingly Peter and Stewie have switched bodies in an unfortunate experiment gone wrong. Lois wants to show Peter where, “the kids first apartment is.” The rest of the family desperately tries to invert the process before Stewie has to, “Munch a Bunch of Fritos.” Which entails chomping on Lois kitty. Prior to the chomping of the kitty, the inversion takes place, only to show it was Brian in Peters body doing the chomping…

Let me show you, my kids first apartment…..

by Nishidamoto August 22, 2022

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cut like kids cake

When you “cut” (aka exit or leave) in a quick, smooth, or easy fashion, like a grocery store birthday cake for a kids birthday party. Often used to refer to a friend with benefits or other not-serious sexual partner leaving soon afterwards instead of staying over or going out together. Referenced in the song “Recognize” by PARTYNEXTDOOR feat. Drake

When I hit you at your condo real late
Check the scene to see if you straight
Then cut like kids cake

by TheDoctorr March 31, 2023

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Fatty Fat Fat Kid

Noun: A car; An insult for a child the SIZE of a car.

"Got the keys?"
"Yeah, but your fatty fat fat kid is in the way."

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

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chill your balls kid

the act of chiiling out.

"wanda why dont you chill your balls kid and make me a sandwich"

by amandajohnson15 December 19, 2008

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Kid named finger

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Kid named finger

by Funnykidnamesdfinger August 1, 2022

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Drop the kids off at the pool

Taking a dump. Some people say "dropping the Cosby kids off in the pool". Since the Cosby's are black (brown), and so is shit, it makes perfect sense. The pool represents the toilet.

Be right back, I'm gonna go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

by 1mp t3h p1mp May 13, 2005

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