Fuckin’ Farts

The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.

I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.

by Assdickmcfuckface March 13, 2022

Vagina Blood Farts

Loose Menstrual Cycle.

Her Vagina Blood Farts was obvious due to her bloody dark blue stripe high mid waist full butt brief panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which was a lovely reason to cry!

by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018

That shit is farts

not even compostable, not even instructive, just a self-expiring puff of toxicity. A hollow echo of decay.

Imagine a fashionable latina teen critiquing the whole of Capitalism, "ugh, that shit is farts."

by Sovereign of Grace October 12, 2025

Ego Fart

When you think your idea is original and great when you are absolutely lying to yourself and everyone else because all you did was rename/rebrand someone else's idea, especially if you blew up the original policy and only rewrote the same thing with a different title. Some people do this just to praise themselves. Having your own label on a policy decision is only for your ego, and that ideology stinks and is immature.

President Trump blowing up the NAFTA deal and then changing the name with the same policies and countries was a huge ego fart.

by Arizona Mildman December 1, 2018

poop fart

when you think its a fart but its a full poop

i think i just made a poop fart in my pants

by dodo jojo November 3, 2020

Fertile Fart

The act of kneeling down and opening your mouth and eyes as wide as possible while someone stands in front of you, spreads their cheeks, and farts in your face.

Yooooo I got a bad case of pink eye from that guy I went out with last night, he gave me a good ole fertile fart!

by Pokebussy1224 October 31, 2025

fart jiggle

An inside joke. No stranger shall say the two words together.

Did you blow a fart jiggle?

by M8Bit November 9, 2018