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I love you

I love you actually means I wanna waste a couple months of your life.
*justin: I love you

*justin: nah I’m only saying I love you so I can act like I get a lot of bitches when in reality I don’t , I’m just tryna show off to my homies and give you fake ass love and affection.
by 420guccigangnigga June 8, 2018
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I rember 😁

Person 1: I rember 😁
Person 2: same
Person 1: wanna have gay sex
Person 2: sure
by Thegayman123 July 26, 2021
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I miss summer

When a girl post “I miss summer” in a bathing suit on Snapchat in the middle of winter, it means they want to show off there body in a bathing suit. Mainly hoes do this
Kk: “I wanna post a picture in my swim suit but it’s not summer”

Friend “just put ‘I miss summer’ as your caption
by Toelover152 March 30, 2019
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I hear ya !

Listening, but not listening, blah, blah blah..........Thinking too yourself " yeah fuckin right, please shut the fuck up for a minute"
Jaime: yeah I got pussy in the parking lot of the club

joe: I hear ya !
by Rule 3 May 10, 2005
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i before e

A simple rule that remind all ignorant people of their life philosophy. I before E. I before everyone. Me before everyone else. It is being instilled into the minds of young children all over the world. This simple little rule "I before E" seems harmless but is the cause of all our problems. Presidents,CEO's,Doctors,Bus drivers even Teachers! All corrupted by the innocent little rhyme they learned in elementary school. Little did they know it would cause them to only care about themselves first and others second.

Also is apples new mindcontrol device coming soon.

iBeforee- The next generation of brainwashing, to be installed in headphones to slowly lull user in to having crazy and unimaginable thoughts. such as believing that Macs are in fact better than PC's (Crazy!!). America getting out of this recession (Insane!!). And lastly, believing soulja boy is a decent rapper (OMG!! UNBELIEVEABLE!!)
Obama- Fuck healthcare, Im not gonna do shit! HAHAHa I before E muthafuckas!!!

Dr. Morris- I dont care if your on the verge of death. Nigga i need to get paid! I before E negro!

CEO- Who cares if my workers are underpaid,starving and on the verge of bankrupcy. And if the business's i take over cause hundreds to lose their jobs. Nigga im about to pay myself an extra 100k. Hell yea! I before E beyotch!
by -TheRealMiC November 5, 2009
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i love cookies

I've got a friend and he's a proper I love cookies
by You smell like fish April 8, 2017
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I Love You

Something people say and then pretend they didn't
Him:I Love you
Her:I Love You More
2 months after they broke up

Her Friend: Didn't he say he loved you
Her: yea
Him: ew no i would never
by 0o0 mOmMy February 23, 2022
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