Urban Mechanic

An unhoused person who has to repair their vehicle at every stop in the city. Most often seen in city parks.

Ricky earned his Urban Mechanic master mechanic rating at Yale Park after having to morph parts from various other vehicles to make his 1992 Winnebago drive able to get to the food bank for resupply. Many Urban Mechanics are also Urban Lumberjacks.

by anonymous July 18, 2023

urban dick

To search for a word on the Urban Diction website.

Hey Ted, when you get a chance can you urban dick the word faggot

by alphonzobushong June 25, 2015

Urban dictionary

A website where 95% of all definitions have to include something sexual

The website is just a "slang word" dictionary..... well almost

guy1: hows the browsing of urban dictionary been?
guy2: weird. everything in the website has to include sexual things

by Sebastian294 March 20, 2021

Addicted urban voter

A person who is addicted to voting words on or off on the urban dictionary

"heyy why are u always voting on the urban dictionary"
"Cause I'm an addicted urban voter"

by 124235346 February 24, 2017

Urban Calamari

Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.

The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.

by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019

Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

The things I hold in my mind's eye are those that you will never even begin to comprehend. Urban Dictionary, in and of itself, pales in comparison to my might.

I have posted many a definition to this site, but have determined that Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

by Sl1pzBigMan July 24, 2020

Urban Dictionary

It is this damn website you are on if you are stupid, and its full of people who say weird stuff in their definitions, and obviously, its urban, because it is full of people, and can you even tell by the ****ing name!? OH and also if you do not know what "urban" means, then you are a 1st grader. You can know what it means here: OH AND I CAN NOT TYPE LINKS!
oh, f***ing b***ch stuff, MAN! THAt s s**t!

Dumbhead: Hey, I am looking up "gay" in the Urban Dictionary!

Loser: WT* DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?

Dumbhead: Two boys marrying?

Loser: WHY YOU SEARCH WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW, DUMBHEAD!

Dumbhead: I'm already called Dumbhead.

by cxr4 June 8, 2018