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Joe

it's one of those things where someone takes a word that sounds like a different word to trick other people.
guy1: hey have you seen Joe?
guy2: who's Joe?
guy1: JOE MAMA
guy2: how dare you
by Dinosaws;) October 30, 2019
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joe

Joe is the online dude u should never ask who is, even though he is your friend or your dad,the answer is always *JOE MAMA*

note: if u fall for the trap still can use uno reverse card and say: who is JOE MAMA
nibba1: Do you know Joe the hooker?
nibba2 (an intellectual): nah who is he?
nibba1: Joe mama haha gotcha
nibba2: who is joe mama?

at this moment nibba 1 is totally destroyed from inside.
by obama is joebama October 12, 2019
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Joe; God Of Energy

Have you ever heard the story about how "a cup of joe" was named? I'm about to tell you why coffee is called Joe.

Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.

Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.

Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
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Sloppy joe

When you take a shit (mainly diarrhea) in a girl's vagina
I'll sloppy joe in dis girl
by Hehejdjd November 26, 2016
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Kylian Joe

1.A handsome guy who can do amazing things on the pitch. Also loves football.
2.Someone who supports Kylian Mbappe.
3.A Chelsea FC fan.
4.One of Mboya FC's dangerous wingers.
Kylian Joe pulled off an elastico against Kabzo's Kamara.
by Terry Stunner November 24, 2021
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JOE STEVENS

A sexy hot guy with abs and likes to party all the time.
Wow look at Joe Stevens he's sooooo cute!
by 13kz67ash June 12, 2022
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Joe mama

A annoying as frick response to anything
Or a fake question to annoy people
Hey did here the new kid in town Joey?

Joey, No?
Oh wait you mean!!???
Yes Jimmy I do mean…
No I want to say it
Fine!!!
Joe mama!!!!
God I hate you.
by NickiMinajsfart June 8, 2021
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