Plymouth Rock

The first shit you take after digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Usually very dense due to overeating, bordering on a blockage either due to size or consistency, (see: ‘mustard plug’) which prompts a gastrointestinal journey of epic proportions whilst trying to expel. The panic and fright felt during the initial urge to go is akin to the uncertainty the voyagers of the Mayflower must have felt before spotting land. Once the amalgamation of turkey, ham, stuffing etc begins to pass the event horizon of the anus, hope is restored, just like the settlers had when they finally reached the promised land.

“This year I’m thankful I made it to the bathroom on time to drop a plymouth rock.”

“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”

“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”

by But Sects November 22, 2023

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Steve Gorman Rocks

live night time radio for Classic Rock stations that involves your listeners with phone interaction and social media

On September 9, 2019, Steve Gorman Rocks began airing on select Westwood One radio affiliates

by SPrice1980 May 21, 2023

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Rock bottom

Nikolas Herrmann is the physical embodiment of rock bottom, the only way is up for him. His future is so grim that it makes winter forecast look like beach weather

Rock bottom

by Hejndns June 23, 2020

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The Rock

10 time WWE wrestling champion who is now a big name in the cinema industry.

Self described “most electrifying man in sports entertainment” and also self described “mountain of a man” which I think can be agreed on by most if not all people.

“Did you see that new movie? The Rock is in it.”

“Well that barely narrows it down at all.”

by Shaqitus October 16, 2021

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