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Throbbing like a Sick dog's ass

Intense pain, usually of a self inflicted variety
Damn, I wrecked my motorcycle and now my foot is throbbing like a sick dog's ass
by Deener Dangle Dongle May 19, 2022
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gellin' like a felon eating watermelon

an expressionwearing Dr. Scholls footwear.
Fred:how are those new shoe soles?
Ted: totally far out. i'm gellin' like a felon eating watermelon.
by burningking1472 April 7, 2011
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stand her up like a tulip

To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her
She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip
by Maximilian Twist April 5, 2015
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Upside down like a red carpet

It’s when you step in dog shit and smear it up the stairs into the house.
Oh man, Andrew stepped in Bentley’s mud pie and turned it upside down like a red carpet.
by mrsSpicyButthole April 16, 2021
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A sentence that cows say when angry at freshman. The sentence doesn’t make sense but they are cows so luckily it wasn’t just “moooooo”. This sentence is used usually by a group of three cows that all look like each other, are super bored with their lives, and smell really dank. ;)
One of the three cows: “mooooooo”

Non-cow person: “what was that”
One of the three cows: “moooo Does it look like it says freshman on it moooo?”
Non-cow person: “does it look like is says for smelly a$$ cows on it?”
One of the three cows: “mooooooo” *hairflip*
by thefabfag;) November 17, 2021
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