Awesome Penis Brother

When a man has sex with a woman who has had a lot of penis says you were awesome after sex.

Woman: That sex was awesome!
Man: Yes, I’m finally an Awesome Penis Brother!

by Dylan Mclaren Homie November 20, 2020

privileged penis craker

The title a feminist gives a straight white male

Original

Feminist: shut up you privileged Penis craker!

by Big-Gay-Shaq-42069 June 17, 2018

Penis hole pete

Penis hole Pete walls down the street and spot a kid. He unzipped his jeans, pulled down his under wear and whips it out. Then the kid gets sucked in and never comes.

Me: I’m taking a walk lalalal

Penis hole Pete: Hehehehehehehe

Me: AHHHHHHHHH

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

tony loves penis

tony loves penis and will suck on anything like 1 or more

tony loves penis

by potatolover3000 January 29, 2021

fuck sex penis cum

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by anonymous6496782 September 20, 2019

penis you in the head

if you tell some one "penis you in the head" you are telling him to go screw himself.

john: can i sleep at your house tonight?

bob: no! now penis you in the head!

by medalist October 19, 2004

Blowing your own Penis

The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!

Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.

Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.

by JaRknessd May 10, 2010